Jokes

There is also plenty to laugh about in our children’s corner!

Here is a short extract from our collection of jokes:

 

One day in class the physics teacher asked: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?" The student relied, "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."

 

Where do baby apes sleep?....Apricots!!

 

What time is it when the clock strikes “13“? Time it was mended!

 

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."

 

A lady standing in the doctors’ surgery asked: „Doctor doctor, can you help me out?” The doctor replied, “Yes, of course. Over there - the same way that you came in!”